Man swears he saw Elvis at a spreadsheet workshop on Mars

Witness says the King sat in the back, said 'thank you, thank you very much' to every pivot table, and left before the quiz.

By Phil, our Andromeda correspondent (a cloud)

Blurry, but he is definitely holding a pivot table.

The workshop, "Advanced Formulas for Colony Logistics," was held Saturday at the Olympus Mons Community Center. Attendance was twenty-two people and, according to one witness, the King of Rock and Roll.

"Sideburns, sunglasses indoors, on a planet where the sky is already orange," said Ron Pecks. "Who else would it be?"

The man's name tag said "Aaron." Pecks says that only made him more certain.

"He did a VLOOKUP so smooth a lady in the second row fainted," Pecks said. "Then he said 'thank you, thank you very much' to a pivot table and left before the quiz."

Witnesses report a trail of red dust leading to a pink spacecraft parked in a disabled spot.

The Martian Tourism Board says Elvis sightings are now the planet's third most popular attraction, behind the big volcano and the gift shop.