Once upon a time, in the world of programming, there was a Java warrior named Scrumptuous.
She was a master of her craft, feared by many and respected by all. Her goal was to reach Java nirvana,
but she knew she would have to fight her way through the morass of Python minions to get there.

As she drove through snowstorms on her chauffer-driven, fur-lined snowmobile,
 Scrumptuous encountered a gang of Python coding Rastafarians in Jamaica.
They were a formidable foe, but Scrumptuous was not one to back down from a challenge.
 In her bikini, she fought them with slick kung fu moves,
 her Java skills cutting through their Python like a hot knife through butter.

But as she continued on her journey, Scrumptuous encountered a new enemy, @kevsmac,
who arrived with an army of Python-controlled burger bots.
Scrumptuous knew she could not defeat them alone,
 so she called upon Duke, the master of garbage collector beams, to assist her.

Together, they launched a fierce attack,
the burger bots no match for the combined might of Java and garbage collector beams.
The enemy army was defeated, but @kevsmac managed to escape back to England with the help of one of his Python bots.

Despite this setback, Scrumptuous was not deterred.
She knew that the battle was not yet won, and she vowed to defeat @kevsmac once and for all.
And in the end, after a long and grueling battle, Scrumptuous emerged victorious.

She took a moment to relax on the beach with a nice drink in hand,
knowing that she had defeated the Python army and secured her place as the Java warrior of legend.
 From that day forward, Scrumptuous lived happily ever after,
tweeting about her adventures and inspiring a new generation of Java programmers to follow in her footsteps.